I admit it I didn't work too hard this weekend. My son's football team had their first game, the NFL cranked up, and NCAA football is in full swing. I promise I'll be more focused from now own but I needed some me time.
I did want to have at least one useful tidbit for you today so while I was browsing around looking for SOMETHING to brush up on my marketing skills I stumbled onto this nugget. ENJOY!
The old funny story about marketing, PR, etc. :)By YaNi
You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,”That’s Direct Marketing
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,”He’s fantastic in bed”That’s Advertising
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,”That’s Telemarketing
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,”That’s PR
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,”That’s Brand Recognition
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep
Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you. That’s Tech Support
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”That’s Junk Mail
http://isell.wordpress.com/2007/08/10/the-old-funny-story-about-marketing-pr-etc/
52 Easy Low/no Cost Marketing and Branding Ideas for your club.
0 comments Posted by Frank Emanuel at 5:51 PM- Guest passes
- Flyer's
- Doughnut Box
- Bottled Water
- Take One
- Newsletters
- Banners
- Bandit Signs
- Crazy Inflatable Characters on the roof
- Sign Flipper
- Wrapped Car
- Live Remote Crash
- Open a phone book and call
- Healthy Recommendations sponsorship at Restaurant
- Pizza Box Sticky Note
- Door hangers at the cleaners
- Car wash
- Hold A Bridal Boot Camp
- Testimonials
- New Member Packets
- Perks Program
- CD/DVD Tour
- Trainers Client List
- Invite a Friend
- Give aways
- Internal Posters
- Open House
- Business of the Week
- Corporate Lunch
- Club Bucks
- Thank You Cards
- Birthday Cards
- Blog (Not for the faint of heart)
- You Tube Tours
- Website
- Travel Certificate
- Inet Radio Show
- Weight loss Seminar
- Point of sale Referrals
- Chotski Giveaway for referrals
- Referral contest
- Event Calender
- Group X Schedule
- Scratch offs
- Bar Promo
- Race day Stretch
- Health Fair
- Blood Drive
- Renewal List
- Google Profile
- My Space Page
- Chamber Membership
There are a ton of ideas out there that can be used even on shoestring budgets. If you have any questions about how to implement any of these ideas or the ton of others I have tried please email me a healthclubpro@gmail.com
Hope you have been enjoying your summer. Just wanted to write a quick note saying I am sorry that I haven't written much.
WHY?
Well I don't need to tell you their is a recession going on. Things have gotten a ugly - quickly for a lot of good people.
But for the last 4 months I have been burning the midnight oil looking for opportunities.
TURN LEMONS INTO LEMONADE !
During every recession and even depression there are those who were once successful - now at the bottom of the heap.
AND
Those who are smart enough to find opportunities that didn't exist before and turn it into lemonade ( piles of dinero)
THE GOOD NEWS is .....
I have found 3 or 4 of these opportunities and I will be sharing them with you over the next few months.
These aren't stratagies that "SHOULD" or "COULD" work. They are instead things that ARE working now.
I have invested thousands of dollars traveling the country meeting with these "under the radar" club owners personally to make sure they are the real deal. NO - BS here,
That's why I haven't been able to write more often--- Sorry
In fact I am involved in them personally and now I'll spill the beans to you as a loyal Health Club Pro Follower so you can get the results these folks to.
If nothing else- you should know about these programs and I am dedicated to bringing them to you!
Instead they created more specialized editions like "Chicken Soup for the Pre-Teen Soul" and "Chicken Soup for the Teachers Soul" and "Chicken Soup for the Dog Lovers Soul" etc.
The last time I checked they had over a hundred of these specialized titles. The result is over 80 million books sold. That shows the incredible power of specialization. We want something that is just for us.
So instead of advertising a mempership program, you could offer a special "Bridal Bootcamp Program" or a "New to the Neighborhood Program" or a "Teacher's Special" or "Special Membership for Real Estate Professionals", Etc.
You get the idea.
to everyone in the vacinity of your club you can focus on just getting
to the people you are targeting.
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